Turn Your Woman Into a Nympho

Okay we admit this title is bold – even for us. But are we full of shit? Is it actually possible to transform your wife or girlfriend from a cold, neutered fish into a sex-craving fuckbunny? Can this article really help you turn your woman into a nympho?

Hell yes it can! But first things first. Before we go any further the following fact must be stated:

Women Love Sex*

Everywhere around the world women crave the opportunity to let everything go, have a guy tear off their clothes and kiss them everywhere. There is nothing more exciting to a woman than when her man passionately possesses her body and soul, leading her higher and higher through every stage of arousal until she’s so full of sexual tension she literally has no choice but to explode with orgasmic fireworks.

However, not every guy has experienced this fact as truth. Indeed, for many men the statement that women love sex seems a lot more like fantasy than anything else. Sure in porn movies and strip clubs women are happy to let their freak flag fly but back in the real world their bedrooms are covered in cobwebs and their pussies are as dry and barren as the Sahara desert.

*Your Mileage May Vary

Don’t worry – If you’re still questioning our assertion that women love to get it on, you’re not alone. There are multiple statistics that seem to support the case for a generation of frigid, asexual ice queens (especially in England). For example:

• The average adult only has sex about once a week (International Academy of Sex Research) 
• A full 34% of modern women report a lack of interest in sex (BMJ)
• Almost half (49%) of millennial women report an unsatisfying sex life (PHE)
• Most British women prefer a man make them a cup of tea instead of having sex (Telegraph)
• And men, on average, wish for about 50% more sex than they’re getting (Personality and Social Psychology Review)

With those studies in mind, how can we say with confidence that women love sex (even women in the UK)? Because there are other statistics that are equally telling:

1. In the last 10 years, the 50 Shades of Grey erotic fiction series by British author E.L. James has sold over 150 million books – and the vast majority of those readers are female (LA Times, RWA.org)
2. Once safety and societal pressures are eliminated, female college students choose to have sex with attractive strangers as often as male students (Archives of Sexual Behavior) 
3. Not only do women watch porn, they watch for longer than men do (TheCut, PornHub)
4. Approximately 75% of women say they want to have sex at least 3 times a week (Kindara)
5. And, the biggie: The more sex women have, the happier they say they are (Dartmouth College)

So what gives? If women are craving sex throughout the week, if they’re reading it and watching it all the time, and if they’re statistically happier when they get it, why aren’t men and women coming together, and, like Nike advocates, Just Doing It?

Why Women Don’t Want What They Want

There’s actually a bunch of reasons for the discrepancy. The biggest is the most obvious: Safety. Unlike for men, rape is an ever-present danger for a woman. When a woman chooses to have sex without a trusted partner or a safe environment, she leaves herself vulnerable to significant trauma or worse. 

Religious and cultural pressure also prevents many women from being openly sexual – especially if they’re single. Even in the enlightened West in the 21st Century, “sluts” and “slutty behavior” are still being shamed. If a modern woman does decide to go out and have casual sex, she often pays a significant social penalty.

Then there’s the risks of potential pregnancy and/or STDs. Nowadays these are fairly easy to mitigate using birth control and following safe sex practices, but even here there are no 100% guaranteed solutions.

There’s also a massive hormonal discrepancy. A healthy adult woman’s testosterone levels are roughly 95% less than a man’s. This is a big deal because testosterone is the hormone that causes humans to pursue sexuality activity. Having a fraction of a man’s T-levels doesn’t mean a woman won’t want sex but it does mean she’s almost never going to ask for it.

How Do I Start This Thing?

Perhaps the biggest challenge for sexual satisfaction is the tremendously slippery (forgive us) issue of predicting female arousal. For a man, getting turned on is incredibly straightforward. If he sees a beautiful woman in a revealing lingerie he immediately wants sex. It’s a no-brainer. For a women, however, getting hot to trot is dramatically more complicated.

A woman can witness something visually stimulating and her vagina can become wet but she still doesn’t feel any desire to have sex. Sometimes she can be craving the D but she isn’t wet at all. Timing is also an issue. It might take her twenty minutes before she’s aroused sufficiently for sex, it might take a few minutes or she could be good to go in just a few seconds. Or not at all.

In fact, tracking female arousal is so complicated that modern science still can’t make a predictable description of the average woman’s journey from her initial turn-on until she reaches orgasm. There’s simply too many variables.

And finally, the coup-de-grace to a woman’s sex life: When women finally let themselves go completely and decide to have sex, up to 70% of them won’t have an orgasm. 

No matter if you’re a man or a woman, female sexuality is fucking chaos. Literally.

Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You’re My Only Hope

Now before you give up on actual women and buy an insanely expensive Japanese sex doll, we’re here to offer you some great news. There are absolutely things you can do that will make a massive difference in your sex life. The key is to realize that, like so many truly excellent goals, helping your woman find her inner nympho is going to require some serious work. 

If you’re going to achieve Jedi-level sexual mastery you’re going to need to separate yourself from the majority of men in the world. You’re going to have to do what 99% of the averages shmoes will never do. It will take time, energy and a lot of patience. But if you invest in doing the work you are guaranteed to reap glorious rewards for many years to come. 

But don’t take our word for it. This information will be coming from brilliant sexologists, researchers and journalists, including Dr. Alfred Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, Shere Hite, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Dr. Ian Kerner, Daniel Bergner, Mary Roach and many others. This series will be spread over multiple articles. Listen closely to the concepts in this series. Take copious notes. We promise they’re going to change your life.

In today’s article we’ll start by covering the first and most valuable principle: Becoming a sexual padawan.

Principle 1: Become a Student of Sex

The average man is confused about female sexuality in general – and he’s downright clueless about his own woman’s sexual needs and preferences. Here’s a quick pop quiz to see how you stack up in comparison. 

Note: Every answer here must be specific to your girl. Because of the tremendous variety of women’s sexuality, just because something worked with the last three hotties you’ve been with doesn’t mean your new girl will like it at all.

• Can you name at least 10 places on your woman’s body that you KNOW turn her on?
• How does your girl like her nipples touched? Licked? Pulled? Twisted? Does she not care? Does she prefer you avoid them altogether?
• Does she like to be bitten or scratched? If so, where? How hard? And when?
• Besides the obvious, what are your favorite places on her body? Her collarbones? The dimples on her back? Her lower lip? The inner curve of her hip?
• Do you know where your woman’s clitoris is? (If not you should go here immediately. In fact, every guy reading this should check that link. Dr. Ian Kerner’s material is awesome.)
• Does she like soft pressure on her clit? Harder pressure? Is she cool with you using your hands or does she only want your tongue? What are her preferences?
• Once she’s sufficiently turned on, can you locate her G-spot? If so, how much pressure does she like? Does she prefer your fingers, a toy or your penis?
• How many fingers does she like inside her at a time? One? Two? More?
• What does she think about anal play? Loves it? Curious about it? Disgusted?
• What is her favorite way to give herself an orgasm?
• When was the last time you watched her masturbate herself to climax?
• Has she showed you exactly how to bring her to climax? Have you done it successfully? Can you get her off whenever you want to?
• Do you know how to give your girl multiple orgasms? What’s the most she’s ever had?

So how’d you do? Did you ace that test? Or do you feel like you just flunked out of sex-ed? Don’t worry, no matter how you fared, the next step is the same for everyone. It’s time for some hands-on practice!

A Generous Night in the Bedroom/Classroom

Schedule a sexy evening with your girl very soon and tell her that tonight it’s going to be all about her pleasure. Yup, you heard that right. 100% about her. She doesn’t get to pleasure you. You don’t get to come. You’re going to spend the entire evening taking care of her needs. You’re going to make her happy. And you’re going to learn more about what she likes. 

Take your time. Undress her slowly. Touch her everywhere. Kiss every part of her body. Savor every moment. And don’t forget the most important part: Take notes. Lots and lots of notes. Pay attention to her responses. Remember everything. The better you do your research, the faster and more effectively you’ll be able to turn her into the nympho you both want her to be.

If you haven’t done this before, you’re about to embark on an incredible journey. And if you’ve done some exploration in the past, you know that there’s always more to learn.

Focusing on taking care of your girl and her pleasure and temporarily denying yourself orgasm is going to change the way you relate to women. It’s going to open your eyes to the sexual experience of many women who go years – or even an entire lifetime – without coming during sex. You’re going to witness the joy and gratitude of a thoroughly satisfied woman. Best of all, if you commit to becoming a student of sex you’ll quickly find your dead bedroom that was once filled with cobwebs will flourish into a lush oasis overflowing with beauty and pleasure.

Conclusion: Her Change Starts With You

What have we learned so far?

• Modern women spend a lot of time craving great sex, but unfortunately…
• Most men don’t understand female sexuality, which means…
• Guys don’t know how to give their girls pleasure, which naturally leads to…
• Lots of unhappy couples in the bedroom. But the good news is that…
• There is hope! Sexual mastery can be learned, and it all starts with…
• Principle 1: Becoming a Student of Sex

Tune in next time for Part 2 of the “Turn Your Woman Into a Nympho” series. We’ll be covering Fantasies (Hers and Yours), All-Day Foreplay, Tying Her to the Bed, Toys and Goodies, Guaranteed Orgasms and lots more!

Until then, Stay Generous and Stay Superior!